Trifexta: Letter of Apology

Brevity is not my strong point so this weekend’s Trifextra is definitely going to be a challenge: a letter of apology in a mere 33 words.  I think most of my sentences come in around that word count.  Here goes:

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Dear Grandma

I’m sorry about hitting your guests with a bat; I just wanted to know who had the wooden leg.  I’m sorry that was mean and I won’t do it again.

Jo(e)