Technology Advances … and Entertains

I know, I know, it’s been a while.  I’ve had a busy week and I just haven’t been able to get my head into posting and writing.  I’m very sorry.  This is just a quick post to tell you about a new feature that I’ve just discovered whilst opening a PDF document.

I opened up my PDF reader (the usual suspect of course) and happened to decide to check out the options under the View menu.  There’s a new feature!  Oooh.  (Thinking cute but strange green alien clones right about now).  Or at least I think it’s a new feature, I’ve never seen or heard anything about it before.  Have you?  It’s called ‘Read Out Loud’.

Now, this sounds like a good idea, pro-disabilities amongst other things.  You can now have your document read aloud to you without having to have specialist (aka expensive) software.  I had to experiment.  It took a while to think about it, maybe it had to install something, maybe it’s just the treacly state of my computer.

Right, if you’re thinking ‘read with mother’, I think I was, then you’re going to be disappointed.  You have to click on a word for it to ‘read’ it.  One word at a time.  Or part word.  It seems to not be able to join the letters up as confidently as a four-year-old might.  It makes for some interesting sounds.   Or it just settles for telling you what the odd letter is here or there.  O-K.  Oh, and to make it even more intellectually stimulating, it says ‘blank’ every time you click on a space.  Just in case you didn’t realise that it wasn’t a word after all.

Disappointed?  Yep, me too.  You can’t even rely on it to reliably inform you how to pronounce unknown words.

Maybe I gave it a little bit of unfair road test.  My document was in French.  Which when ‘read’ aloud stiltedly in a heavy American accent sounds a little bit funny.  The only two big words I could get it to ‘say’ were ‘travaillent’ (work, as in they work) it came up with tra-vail-ent and then there was ‘aujourd’hui’.  I’m surprised it even attempted aujourd’hui.  It’s a very big word with an apostrophe to throw the ‘voice’ completely off track.

It was worth trying just to hear a new version of ‘aujourd’hui’.  Or-jurd-u-i.  I kept clicking on the word.  Small things.

I think I need to try this in English.  Who knows what new words await.