WOE: Going for Gold

I am afraid that you’re all going to have indulge me and put up with a whopping entry from me this week, I have been very good recently about respecting the word counts but this piece wanted to be a little larger.  I’m not sure yet how large because I actually wrote it down by hand, the first time I’ve braved writing fiction by hand for many a year.  I guess that I’m the beginning of the computer generation where word processing is just so much easier and quicker, especially when it comes to making changes and fixing mistakes.  I wrote it by hand because my frenetic handwriting seemed better suited to expressing the draft, in black on the stark white of a screen this little tale seemed a little too mad to share, I spent a day trying to spill the words and form the idea that yet again came to me as I was falling asleep but my subconscious editor was holding me back from making a fool of myself but I’ve decided to share anyway.  Let me know what you think.

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Speeding up the London Eye

She pulled out her knitting from her bag and started rhythmically working her way through the short rows of stocking stitch.  She preferred to keep her eyes on the stitches, not trusting them to somehow throw themselves off the needle without close supervision, nor did she trust herself not to pick up more than one stitch at a time.  She watched her work grow, mesmerised almost by the regular rhythm of her steady work.

She noted that the bench was uncomfortable, a modern metal effort without a back.  She recalled reading in the papers or in a knitting magazine about some modern prank of knitters, what was the name of it?  Yarnbombing, that was it.  She hadn’t felt that it was a particularly wise use of materials and wondered about the criminal implications of cozying up lamp posts and the like.  But now she decided that this bench could really do with some of that yarnbombing, a nice cushion or two, maybe a throw.

Yarnbombing, the word was so worrying.  Bombing, bombs, it seemed like an everyday part of everyone’s vocabulary these days.  Bomb.  Such an ugly, terrifying word.  Tearing holes in the fabric of the world and in the fabric of people’s lives.  After seeing on  television the devastating consequences of yet another terrorist attack, she had vowed never to go into London again.  It just wasn’t worth the risk.  It was a bad place where bad things happened.  She ruled it out, draw neat lines around it and a cut a neat hole around where London used to be in the fabric of her life.

The needles had clicked more harshly when her mind had turned to such matters but quickly they returned to their usual beat, like the clack of train tracks singing a lullaby to the world-weary commuter, the gentle repetitive action lulled her distressed mind.

London.  She had never understood the fascination with the place.  It was like a set, a backdrop to every English film, an almost mythical place where fiction was acted upon, no more real than New York, cities that existed only in high drama and crime statistics.  She had never understood the appeal.  Did people think that they could have a little slice of a Hollywood style perfect life if they wandered through the backdrop of their favourite film or series?  Maybe it was just crass commercialism after all, the media selling it to everyone that they have to visit these places and buy the T-shirt and goodness knows what else.

London.  London.  What was the appeal in the Big Smoke?  the big Noise?  the Big Dirty?

She saw the city spread below her, the iconic landmarks springing from the street plan in resolute 3D, first as cardboard-looking models then in photographic reality.  Buckingham Palace always looked so big on the telly, imagine just the two of them rattling around in there.  The map slipped beneath her feet, pulling her eyes elsewhere and causing her to reach out a hand to steady herself.

She found herself grasping the pinnacle of Big Ben itself, swinging around it like a weathercock in a draught.  The Thames spread below her, the sinuous dividing line through the city, and with a slight flick of her feet she was off, as easy as a champion swimmer but borne aerially as if Superman or something equally preposterous.  She followed the river’s course past the London Eye.

The London Eye was a modern interloper to the historic riverfront, to the tally of icons, to the skyline, to the consciousness of millions of souls the world around.  She had seen it on the television, used for countless establishing shots and for public firework displays.  It was a mere upmarket aggrandised Ferris wheel with goldfish bowl pods instead of tin bucket cages.  She knew of no-one who had actually been in the thing, tickets were expensive apparently.  But now it was like some great stately arch, tall, proud and glowing in the sunlight.  She could imagine that it could be seen peeping over rooftops from many streets around.  Something as iconic as Big Ben but a little easier to glimpse then identify.  It turned so slowly as she hovered and watched its progress, an almost imperceptible rotation.  So slow, so boring!  She brushed her finger against the pods much in the way a child does the petals of a seaside plastic windmill and set it spinning.

Moving on down the Thames with the occasional barge sprinkled on top its murky darkness, she saw a bridge that caught her eye.  It was all made of playing cards.  No wonder London Bridge was always falling down!  She couldn’t remember if it had eventually caught fire too, she could see the flames licking at the plasticised cards and they curling inwards with the heat.  No it really wasn’t a good design choice on the part of whichever lady who had commissioned it.  She hovered again, contemplating the construction and waiting to see if the worst should happen.  Then something small caught her eye, a small red vehicle passed along the top of the bridge.

A bus!  The buses!

The very stuff of nightmares, that icon of public transport whether it was running on potato peelings or not.  It had fallen low in her estimation after those terrible events.  It was a high risk danger these days and as she surveyed the streets around her, she saw that there were countless double-decker buses trundling along.

Her breath caught, the anxiety grew and the world turned to black, a sheet of never-ending black before her.

Then, from one corner, far in the right hand corner, came a bus.

A red, two-storied bus, intent on completing its journey.

Another one followed it.  And another one.  A long line of red London buses.

Then another line formed next to it.

And another line.

There were three buses across and another two on top of each of those.

She wanted to scream but no words formed.

The scale shifted and there were more and more buses, neat rows and columns of them laid out like some graphic arts poster, bright red buses against the black backdrop, more and more of them.

She twisted and ducked and divided but they were unavoidable.

She stirred.

“Ma’am?”

Someone was shaking her arm.

She looked up cautiously, half expecting to come face to face with a London bus.  But no, it was just an officious looking security guard in a too small uniform.

“Ma’am, you need to put those things away in a public place.”

It seemed that red buses were the least of people’s worries after all.

Write On Edge: Red-Writing-Hood

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Yes, it’s about four times the length required and it is a little crazy and kind of different from what I usually write, I’ve never written a dream sequence before either.  And as for whether it’s actually set in London as requested in the prompt, that’s up for debate but as I’ve flouted most of the other ‘rules’ too, I guess it doesn’t much matter.  I owe either Mary Poppins or some version of Peter Pan for one image, a nursery rhyme video for another and Dumbo for the final image.  Thanks for reading.

Parenting Issues

I think we have teenagers in the house.  You can recognise the signs.  Teenagers come in various distinctive forms but teenagers they are.  There are the ones who pull their hair across their faces, who skulk in the corners and deep recesses of life and who are awkward in their shyness.  That’s Rocky.  Dependent but slightly aloof, shying away from contact, choosing quiet hiding places.   Another type of teenager is food motivated, comfort eating or just powering their growth rate.  That’s Birdie.  Yet another is always in your face, wanting something, wanting you to do something, incessant in their claims.  That’s both Birdie and Sneaky.  Others are slightly clumsy, not quite keeping up with their peers in growth and maturity, unsure of who they should be hanging with and how they should present themselves.  That’s Feisty.  Teenagers keep their own hours, contact is definitely only their terms.

They’ve grown so much even if it’s not readily apparent from their size. 2 g is hardly anything; bakers wouldn’t quibble about that difference.  But they have filled out; when they first arrived they were still that naked, foetal baby bird under the early feathers.  There’s something grotesque about that baby bird look.  Vulnerable and not yet ready for the world.  Then there’s all the clever stuff that they’ve learnt to do in just a week: the big four are flying with various levels of confidence (a skill that I much admire) and self-feeding.  In just a week.  So very different from human children!

But the issues are curiously similar.  I don’t envy parents of multiples, with one you can focus and give them your undivided attention and energy.  With more than one it’s just about trying to balance all the constant demands that they put on you.  It’s easier to form a relationship one-to-one, the little quirks are endearing.  But remembering the preferences of five is just too big a challenge.  You have to average yourself out, average out the demands, there’s less catering to the individual.  I guess it doesn’t matter so much when your brood is blue tits but I imagine that for parents of human multiples that raises a lot of issues and questions.

It was nice to have Manky on his own for a bit, less demanding, especially now that the others are so independent.  They’re self-feeding and out all day and night now.  Our sitting room has become one giant aviary with that very distinctive aviary smell.  A little bit like pet shop but not so overwhelming, drier somehow too.  We could give him his feeds easier and just spend some time with him, laughing at his open-mouthed greediness and admiring his growing strength.

He is a lot stronger today.  We’re trying to get him back on solids as he only had baby food yesterday.  It’s his favourite as well as being a lot easier to get down.  But it’s not good for him to have just that, for starters it makes their poop incredibly runny.  Not good.  He spent most of morning wandering up and down the bed, demanding his feed at regular intervals and with noisy insistence.  I sat in there with the laptop for a while to keep him company and he joined me at the keyboard (three at the same time on the keyboard is irritatingly challenging) then when he tried to filch my lunch then we decided he was definitely on the mend.  He’s making bigger and stronger jumps with flaps too, he launched himself off a bookshelf this afternoon, still a definite fall but calculated.

He was returned to the sitting room and his siblings this afternoon.  Sometimes when he was being very noisy in the bedroom, the four in the sitting room would go quiet and listen.  When we walked him up to the sitting room door, it was his turn to go quiet and listen.  We were worried that he would be overwhelmed by them; they’re so much more developed than him now.  But they welcomed him back by telling him that he was a right mess and that he needed to do some preening.

Preening is an important part of learning to fly.  And of keeping their feathers in tip-top flying condition.

This evening we had watermelon so we decided to share some with the babies, not that they are ‘babies’ really anymore!  They loved it.  If you have watermelon this summer and scorching weather, maybe think to share it with your garden birds.  It’s so quenching.  Hydration is important for everyone (even this human camel needs some water every now and then).  Even if it’s just the rinds, they love pecking at those.  Birdie of course was straight in there.  But Manky had his own wee piece too.  Well almost the size of him which is nothing compared to a full size of course!  He picks it up in his mouth, shakes it, drops it and then screams at it.  How this helps we’re not sure.  But he’s been doing it for hours.

We’ve pretty much weaned the biggest four off hand feeding.  Birdie nearly capsized into the jar of mealworms trying to fish one out when I tried hand feeding Manky.   He caught one but then was relocated for his own safety and my patience.  Sneaky had a pretty good go at catching his own spider this morning, a small one but I was surprised at how that instinct just kicked in.  We’re putting the mealworms into the flowerpots so they learn to look for their own food.  I have a funny feeling that Birdie is getting the majority of them.  I think instinct will teach them an awful lot though.

Anyway, back a bit I mentioned the issues that parenting brings.  As they’re teenagers now you start to wonder what will happen to them in the future, the issues that they face and whether they will be safe.  The statistics are pretty grim (you can find them on one of those blue tit link pages).  It’s good that they make it as an egg; it’s good that they make it as a nestling; it’s good that they make it as a fledging; it’s good that they make their first year.  It’s good but not guaranteed.  Or even perhaps likely.  That’s heart-breaking when you’re a human caught up in their story.  Like I said yesterday, we want happy endings even if we know that it isn’t always possible, or probable.

When they fly the nest, which they must do and really is the whole purpose of this exercise, that is the measure of our success or not, they face a very, very big world out there.  A world with all sorts of dangers, there are cats and dogs, other bad birds, stupid humans, roads and cars and all sorts of risks.  And that is reality.  It’d be lovely that they make it and go on to have their own families next year but nature’s reality is that it is something of a miracle that they’ve come so far already.  Maybe that has to be enough sometimes.

And talking of feelings, I wonder how their real parents feel about their disappearance.  Do they understand loss?  Perhaps.  The way that they feel and understand may be different from our own but I think that they do have emotive reactions, even such small creatures as blue tits.   We’re pretty sure that the nest is empty now, there is no sound.  We’re seeing less of the parents too.  I don’t know whether they stay with the nest throughout the year or go and live somewhere else once the babies are gone.  Ornithology has never been my strong point.  How do they feel about their empty nest?  Perhaps to them this year’s nest has been a failure, they have lost all their babies.  They do not know where they are.  That’s sad.  But it inspires me to make a success of these babies, theirs, on their behalf.

For a limited time, you can watch a live blue tit nest webcam from the BBC Springwatch page.  When I wrote this, they were dreaming just like ours do!

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