It’s a Dog’s Life

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A little something that I found in several places on the web about the canine law of possession:

 

  1. If I like it, it’s mine.
  2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
  4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
  5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
  6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours in anyway.
  7. If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
  8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
  9. If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
  10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.

 

Hmm, maybe it’s not just dogs …

 

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