Definitely Not a Princess

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Maybe you think it’s a little worrying that I found a knitting needle in my slipper the other day.  Personally, I was more worried that I managed to put the slipper on and walk across the room before I even noticed that there was something amiss.  A steel needle at that.

Then last night I was lying there and you know how things slowly come into your head but it’s like you’ve realised it all along?  Or maybe that’s just me.  Anyway, I started to realise that I was very uncomfortable and the pillow just wasn’t lying right.  So I investigated.  And found a giant loo roll under the pillow.  Slight bump.  (Don’t ask why someone going by the moniker of ‘idiosyncratic’ has a loo roll in the bed).

Ah well.  Maybe I wouldn’t notice the pea after all.

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