Maybe you think it’s a little worrying that I found a knitting needle in my slipper the other day. Personally, I was more worried that I managed to put the slipper on and walk across the room before I even noticed that there was something amiss. A steel needle at that.
Then last night I was lying there and you know how things slowly come into your head but it’s like you’ve realised it all along? Or maybe that’s just me. Anyway, I started to realise that I was very uncomfortable and the pillow just wasn’t lying right. So I investigated. And found a giant loo roll under the pillow. Slight bump. (Don’t ask why someone going by the moniker of ‘idiosyncratic’ has a loo roll in the bed).
Ah well. Maybe I wouldn’t notice the pea after all.